coffee_headacheDunk Contest Always WonderfulDunk contests have lost their allure because the stunts aren’t putting the competitors in enough danger. I’ve said it once and I’ll say it…Feb 23, 2018Feb 23, 2018
coffee_headacheMavs Finally Won, Could Win Again Right Now, But Doesn’t Look HopefulCan’t speak for the masses, in all their abstraction and whatnot, but feeling disquieted by the vagueness of motive that’s enveloped my…Oct 27, 2017Oct 27, 2017
coffee_headacheMy Eye Was Poked — I Got Nervous, I ThinkI was playing 5 on 5 basketball yesterday, pick-up ball, you know, and I jumped in the direction of the pass of the human I was guarding…Oct 25, 2017Oct 25, 2017
coffee_headacheBen Simmons — Potential GOAT PasserAs stated before, a good pass is simply the correct basketball play. A great pass is both the correct basketball play and the pass landing…Oct 24, 2017Oct 24, 2017
coffee_headacheIs It Anybody’s Game? — NBA Week 1 DeterminationsIs Golden State even scary movie villian scary anymore?Oct 23, 2017Oct 23, 2017
coffee_headacheFans Irrationally Despise Seemingly Preventable ImperfectionI know an eloquent person that thrives at dinner parties, wine tastings, road trips, and even the escalator ride up to an AMC movie…Oct 23, 2017Oct 23, 2017
coffee_headacheGGG/Canelo — Boxing’s Most Ambiguous DrawThe outrage seems to stem solely from one inherently flawed human’s preposterous scorecard.Oct 22, 2017Oct 22, 2017
coffee_headacheDecember 18thImagine knowing the date you are going to die. What would you do with that information? Would you skydive? Would you gamble every last cent…Oct 21, 2017Oct 21, 2017
coffee_headacheWhy Does The Rise or Fall of Lonzo Ball Deserve Attention?The reason we care about Lonzo’s on-court production, or lack thereof, isn’t because the off-court hype of his father and/or brand…Oct 20, 2017Oct 20, 2017
coffee_headacheMavs Night One — October 18, 2017There are people that exist that don’t really react to anything as they should, in the sense they don’t laugh at objectively funny…Oct 20, 2017Oct 20, 2017