El Orange Chupacabra is Back With More Venom and Vengeance AND a Legion of Billionaire Minions
Did you really think that one issue from 2016 would be all? That Issue 1 would really stop? FOOLS! Grab on to your knees and bow down to the power, summon all fear for the reign of terror that is El Orange Chupacabra Project 2025!
He’s got the Big Sharpie out and spraying Executive Orders like an every person’s rightful AK-47, cutting down your left wing dreams, ripping to shreds the scourge of racist DEI, and mass loading plans to send anyone who speaks a non English language on one way flight south of the border. He’s re-writing the maps, and look out Canada, he’s coming for all the water, oil, and maple syrup for his own delights.
Stay tuned, as more hell is nigh!
El Orange Chupacabra is looking at YOU.