You’re might be a brogrammer if…

• you think a stack overflow error means you missed selecting a line when you copied and pasted your program’s source code.
• your strongest password is “iamgod”. It’s more secure than your default “god” password.
• you name server hostnames after brands of athletic clothing with batting averages appended to make them unique. You had a name conflict because two ballplayers had the same batting average and half your server names began with “underarmour”.
• your coding drink is raw egg yolks and GNC whey protein.
• you once took a personal day because you left your coding Oakleys at a lady’s apartment and you forgot which one and what her name was and what drugs you were on.
• you once left a tech meetup because there were too few hot, scantily-clad girls with scale-tipping breasts and everyone seemed to be talking about technology.
• your favorite code review tool is aspell, since you look smarter when you correct the spelling of variable names.
• your code comments include apologies for lines emitted during ‘roid rages.