Colin RigleyJellicles Don’t: An Ontological Deconstruction of the Lyrics of CatsGiven enough time, it’s been said that a monkey mindlessly smashing its paws on a typewriter will accidentally reproduce Shakespeare —…Dec 24, 2019Dec 24, 2019
Colin RigleyA Misanthropic Guide to TravelingSo you’ve decided to travel … you poor, stupid idiot.Dec 19, 2019Dec 19, 2019
Colin RigleyData Shows the Seattle Times is Completely Full of ShitThe Seattle Times editorial board has run out of ideas.Dec 14, 2019Dec 14, 2019
Colin RigleyHow to Join and Fail TinderTinder is what would happen if Instagram fucked a floating sushi boat restaurant. It is a vending machine of humanity; The Bachelor, the…Jul 2, 20191Jul 2, 20191
Colin RigleyComcast and CenturyLink and MeI believe that people who are mean to customer service employees should be beaten and imprisoned, with a tattooed mark inscribed upon…Apr 23, 2019Apr 23, 2019
Colin RigleyThe Sadism and Lecherous Cruelty of 2019 AP Stylebook ChangesIt has been well documented that when the vernal equinox portends the death of winter’s darkness, the sycophantic fraternal order of…Apr 6, 2019Apr 6, 2019
Colin RigleyHow I Quit Social Media and the Bliss of Pure CluelessnessThe thing you quickly realize after you consciously ignore social media is that almost nothing changes.Mar 15, 2017Mar 15, 2017
Colin RigleyThe Seven Stages of UnemploymentI have never lost a job—until 2017. For more than a decade, since graduating college, I have held down steady employment and left on my own…Mar 14, 20171Mar 14, 20171