KFC Introduces 100-Piece ‘F#ck-It-Bucket’

After a wildly successful test run, KFC will be unveiling their largest promotion nationwide. 100 pieces of chicken layered with mashed potatoes, gravy, cheese & a “mystery item” will be available for just two easy payments of $49.99.

“We knew the people were gonna love this shit,” hollered KFC representative, Hugh Robertson. “Now more than ever, the people want chicken. Chicken poppers, chicken hot dogs — more chicken means more dollar signs. Hell, we made a chicken sandwich where the bread was also chicken. Since our consumers kept saying ‘fuck it, more chicken’ we figured our best move was to lean into it.”

According to Robertson, the “Fuck-It-Bucket” is meant to be shared, but that is never overtly instructed nor has it yet to be seen. For an additional three dollars, company sources confirmed, patrons will receive a novelty KFC syringe and insulin vial. While most patrons lauded the deal, others are complaining that it isn’t enough. Amid KFC’s overwhelming success, competitors are launching their own options. Hardy’s ‘Hungry Hundred’ Burger Barrel and Golden Corral’s ‘Personal Buffet’ are just two of the many promotions planned for the fall.