2024: Trump’s America
It is a bright, cold, (freezing actually) day in April. The forecast is calling for boiling hot temperatures tomorrow. The Climate Change hoax has turned out to be very real.
And the clocks are striking, well, there actually aren’t any clocks. Time is no longer measured by clocks, but rather, by tweets from POTUS each hour — at least, I assume it’s each hour.
It’s hard to believe only four years have passed since Donald Trump became President of the United States. It feels like a lifetime ago that the walls went up.
8 years ago, the country was divided into factions: DON JR. was made up of white, cis male, heterosexuals. IVANKA, Trump’s favorite faction, consisted of white, cis female, heterosexuals. MELANIA was home to all legal immigrants. All other citizens were deemed factionless. Though, I’d heard rumors of people making it into MELANIA by paying large sums of money.
7 years ago, the Declaration of Independence was removed from its place in the National Archives so a phrase could be added. It now read: “We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men are created equal, but some men are more equal than others.”
6 years ago, college textbooks were placed in giant ovens heated to temperatures of fahrenheit 451. Such texts were no longer necessary, as higher education was only accessible to a very select few, all of whom could simply read the books on their iPads.
5 years ago, Melania Trump came out with a line of beautiful rings, which she announced with a speech she wrote about the forging of great rings and the designing of one ring to rule them all, given, of course, to her husband.
4 years ago, the reelection was cancelled and replaced with a reality TV show on which a group of violent criminals — at least, we were told they were violent criminals, but really, they were just Mexican-Americans — fought to the death. Season 2 featured a cast of Muslim-Americans.
3 years ago, Trump gave Pence a new title: High Inquisitor. In this role, Pence was tasked with traveling all over America, making sure that inconvenient pregnant women were not being paid any maternity leave.
2 years ago, children with physical disabilities were labeled peculiars, and forced to live in an internment camp, or as Trump called it, “a home,” for peculiar children.
1 year ago, after the death of Justice Ruth Bader Ginsburg (many believe her mind was literally shot out of her head), Roe v. Wade was overturned. All women who had had abortions were required to wear a scarlet letter “A” at all times.
Like I was saying, it’s a bright cold, (freezing actually) day in April. This morning’s tweet reads:
America loves Donald Trump.
