5 Things that are totally fine
I’ve got no problem with any of these things
My previous article “7 things that I just don’t care for” was a runaway success. However, I can’t help but feel bad capitalizing off of the negativity that has taken over the zeitgeist. So to make up for that, here is a more positive look at society. These are 5 things that I think are completely fine to do/think/enjoy!
1. Complaining about getting Amber Alerts

You’re right, person talking about how it woke them up last night, that is a really terrifying noise. Especially when it sneaks up on you in the dead of night when you aren’t expecting it. God, I’m hard pressed to think of anything scarier than that. You have every right to complain! Plus the alert said the suspect was driving a Honda Civic hatchback, that car has a very roomy trunk. You are the real victim here.
2. Eating a whole can o’ Pringles

There is a reason their longest running slogan is “Once you pop, the fun don’t stop!” They are some tasty fellas! Hell if Vegas set the over/under of number pringles I was going to eat out of a freshly opened can of pizza at 99(with 100 being the number of chips in a standard retail sized container) …well I wouldn’t put any money down, because I believe that gambling is just another trick the devil plays to get into your pocketbook. But I would venture to say that the over would be the safer bet.
3. Leaving shopping carts in the middle of the parking lot

Hey, guy driving the Prius with the #FightFor15 bumper sticker, I get it. It’s a lot of effort to walk the 20 feet back the other way to the cart corral. And sometimes you are just too busy to waste your time wrestling with the other carts trying to get your’s lined up right to fit into the stack. Besides that’s what we underpay those idiots working at the store to do, right? Clean up after you. As long as you’re not shopping at one of those greedy sweatshops known as Walmart, I know you are a man who cares deeply about those in the service industry, and I have zero qualms with you.
4. Rugrats All Grown Up
Look. I’m not here to lie to you. The original is the superior series. And hey, I’m just as mad as anyone that they whitewashed Kimi by referring to her EXCLUSIVELY as Kimi Finster rather than her birthname, Kimi Watanabe. But with a theme song this slamming, and plot lines as far ranging as: Kimi dating the school bad boy who turns out to have a heart of gold (Season 1 Ep 3, Bad Kimi), Phil canceling the twins’ joint birthday plans after he walks in on Lil trying on a training bra (Season 4 Ep 3, Separate but Equal, Yep they called it that) and Chuckie getting detention after posting a photocopy of his butt in the cafeteria as the day’s lunch menu (Season 1 Ep 2, Susie Sings the Blues), it’s hard not to find something to love.
5. Copying and Pasting Legal Statements to Your Facebook Wall

Yea! Better safe than sorry, right?! What HARM could it do? It’s not like anyone is going to see you doing this, and write you off as an intellectual idiot for the rest of time, right? Besides if anyone does think that, it’s just because they aren’t as busy as you and can afford the luxury of taking a second to think, before they blindly do whatever someone else tells them to. Plus I would MUCH rather look stupid in front of all my friends and family, than risk seeing Mark Zuckerberg make a SINGLE DIME off of my strawberry review post!
