Connor TooleHere’s What Happens When You Call Mikes Jones’ Phone Number In 2018He doesn’t answer.May 18, 2018May 18, 2018
Connor TooleinMovie Time GuruHow Many Had To Die So The Minions Could Thrive?If you were to ask someone in 2o17 to name an obnoxious, unnaturally colored, oddly-shaped, and barely intelligible life form that’s loved…Jun 30, 2017Jun 30, 2017
Connor TooleinExtra NewsfeedThe Uncanny Parallels Between Donald Trump and Michael ScottMichael Scott helmed the Scranton branch of Dunder Mifflin for seven seasons of “The Office,” during which he managed to cement his legacy…Jun 28, 2017Jun 28, 2017
Connor TooleinExtra NewsfeedSean Spicer Has Third Foot Surgically Implanted Inside MouthWhite House Press Secretary Sean Spicer was admitted to MedStar Georgetown University Hospital on Tuesday afternoon after a series of…Apr 11, 2017Apr 11, 2017
Connor Toole54 Things Vox Has A Problem WithVox has a lot of problems with a lot of things.Apr 11, 2017Apr 11, 2017
Connor TooleWhy Trump’s Latest Tweet Is The Ultimate Empty ThreatThis morning, I woke up to discover that— like most mornings in 2017— Donald Trump had decided to tweet just another in a long line of…Mar 30, 2017Mar 30, 2017
Connor TooleinExtra NewsfeedThe Printing Press Is An Enemy Of The European PeopleLook, I’m a very smart man. Many people know that. I’m one of the smartest people I know. I’ve got great judgement. Some people say I have…Feb 17, 2017Feb 17, 2017
Connor TooleinTall Tales And Other ThingsModern Updates To Classic NovelsThe books you read in high school in college written just for you.Feb 16, 2017Feb 16, 2017
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