Connor TooleHere’s What Happens When You Call Mikes Jones’ Phone Number In 2018He doesn’t answer.1 min read·May 18, 2018----
Connor TooleinMovie Time GuruHow Many Had To Die So The Minions Could Thrive?If you were to ask someone in 2o17 to name an obnoxious, unnaturally colored, oddly-shaped, and barely intelligible life form that’s loved…8 min read·Jun 30, 2017----
Connor TooleinExtra NewsfeedThe Uncanny Parallels Between Donald Trump and Michael ScottMichael Scott helmed the Scranton branch of Dunder Mifflin for seven seasons of “The Office,” during which he managed to cement his legacy…6 min read·Jun 28, 2017----
Connor TooleinExtra NewsfeedSean Spicer Has Third Foot Surgically Implanted Inside MouthWhite House Press Secretary Sean Spicer was admitted to MedStar Georgetown University Hospital on Tuesday afternoon after a series of…2 min read·Apr 11, 2017----
Connor Toole54 Things Vox Has A Problem WithVox has a lot of problems with a lot of things.2 min read·Apr 11, 2017----
Connor TooleWhy Trump’s Latest Tweet Is The Ultimate Empty ThreatThis morning, I woke up to discover that— like most mornings in 2017— Donald Trump had decided to tweet just another in a long line of…4 min read·Mar 30, 2017----
Connor TooleinExtra NewsfeedThe Printing Press Is An Enemy Of The European PeopleLook, I’m a very smart man. Many people know that. I’m one of the smartest people I know. I’ve got great judgement. Some people say I have…2 min read·Feb 17, 2017----
Connor TooleinTall Tales And Other ThingsModern Updates To Classic NovelsThe books you read in high school in college written just for you.2 min read·Feb 16, 2017----
Connor TooleQUIZ: Member of Congress or Minor ‘Star Wars’ Character?1. Albio Sires1 min read·Feb 11, 2017--1--1
