Circadian Observer — Shorts
Zefmiller goes crazy
The well known, well loved member of Mandis, zefmiller has officially gone crazy. After spending nights upon nights and days upon days in the cold south, mining diamonds to try to reach 4000 diamond ores mined in a competition against Tassadarr, the miner has sadly lost his sanity.
A mental health expert from the Reach has told us:
“His lack of exposure to sunlight, staying in areas with low oxygen levels must have contributed to his loss of sanity. The only thing we can do now is forcefeed him ‘potato’ and vodka, and hopefully he will be alright”.
Our reporter attempted to reach zefmiller in his diamond mine, but he refused to speak, rather muttering to himself about ‘El Dorado’, and ‘diamonds’