In All the Ways I’ve Become a Crazy Cat Lady
Lauren Modery
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I have five at the moment.

I write haikus about them.

Where did the name FatFace come from? Just curious because I once had a cat that my mom named DirtyFace — he had a smudge of black fur in the middle of a large patch of white on his face so she thought he looked like he had a dirty face, like someone had touched him with soot on their finger.