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Feb 15, 2022

The Only Totally and Completely Wrong Way to Build a Restaurant SAAS product

How I wasted 7 years building something nobody might want… — I don’t really remember when I started coding, only how. Work was kinda nuts. I was a Sous Chef in San Francisco. And I was, at the time, intimately aware of the fact that restaurant software sucks. I was also insanely unprepared to do anything about it. Part of my…

Restaurant

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The Only Totally and Completely Wrong Way to Build a Restaurant SAAS product
The Only Totally and Completely Wrong Way to Build a Restaurant SAAS product
Restaurant

3 min read


Feb 1, 2022

Chicken Diener

A man in scrubs took a seat beside me on a park bench just outside the entrance to the Stanford Medical Center Emergency Department. I recognized the man. I worked as a valet parking attendant (strange service for an Emergency Room but that’s another story) and our paths had crossed…

Butcher

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Chicken Diener
Chicken Diener
Butcher

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Jan 12, 2022

This is Not the Greatest Dish Ever Made, but it is the Story of that Dish

Marley was working as my sous chef. She was around 3 feet tall. Her gold curls would bounce around her face and she would press them out of the way with the back of her palm and squeak, “Ryan, what are you making”. I was making a peach pie. I…

Pie

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This is Not the Greatest Dish Ever Made, but it is the Story of that Dish
This is Not the Greatest Dish Ever Made, but it is the Story of that Dish
Pie

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Jan 8, 2022

10 Ways to Ruin Your Restaurant Karma

If you’ve been around restaurant people for a meaningful amount of time, you’ve probably heard the sentiment at least, “Everyone should work in a restaurant”. What it really means though, is that everyone should somehow develop the empathy to never, ever do any of this shit… Disrespect the staff —…

Restaurant

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10 Ways to Ruin Your Restaurant Karma
10 Ways to Ruin Your Restaurant Karma
Restaurant

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Dec 27, 2021

What’s Wrong with Digital Recipes?

Hint… They suck. You coulda missed it pretty easily if you haven’t paid much attention to this particular crevice of the internet. But digital recipes suck. For starters, the recipe itself has problems; the concept alone, regardless of format. A recipe is a static document in a dynamic world. …

Cooking

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What’s Wrong with Digital Recipes?
What’s Wrong with Digital Recipes?
Cooking

3 min read


Dec 21, 2021

Flying Flatware

My major malfunction is that I once spent 10 years in a kitchen. And I was a good cook. When I was a baby, my Father would drive me in the middle of the night to this small pub. It’s still there I think. My Dad would set me up…

Cooking

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Flying Flatware
Flying Flatware
Cooking

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Feb 14, 2017

Figuring Out How To Make Garlic Chips

I was making Juk (Rice Porridge, Congee, whatever you wanna call it). It occurred to me that I would like to have some crispy garlic chips to serve as a topping.

Recipe

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Figuring Out How To Make Garlic Chips
Figuring Out How To Make Garlic Chips
Recipe

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