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My Grandpa Went to The Moon, This is What HE Saw

A deathbed confession of an astronaut told me everything about what went on during the lunar missions.

Corbbin Goldsmith
4 min readApr 25, 2024

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In a remarkable twist that could challenge our understanding of the universe, the grandson of a former Apollo astronaut has come forward with a story that has sent shockwaves through the scientific community.

Jack Davis Jr., a 38-year-old engineer from Houston, Texas, recently sat down with our reporters to share the incredible tale his late grandfather, Colonel Jack “Dusty” Davis, confessed on his deathbed two years ago.

Colonel Davis was part of the Apollo 19 mission, which launched from Kennedy Space Center on September 5, 1973. The crew, consisting of Davis, Commander Michael Thompson, and Lunar Module Pilot Robert “Bobby” Jenkins, embarked on a journey to the Taurus-Littrow valley, a scientifically intriguing region on the moon’s surface.

After a flawless launch atop a Saturn V rocket, the crew entered lunar orbit three days later. Davis and Jenkins descended to the surface in the Lunar Module “Horizon,” while Thompson remained in the Command Module “Odyssey.”

For three days, Davis and Jenkins conducted extensive scientific experiments and collected samples using state-of-the-art equipment, including the Lunar Roving Vehicle, a cutting-edge electric car designed to traverse the moon’s rugged terrain.

It was during one of these excursions that Davis made a discovery that would haunt him for the rest of his life.

“Grandpa was always fascinated by the mysteries of the universe,” Jack Jr. recounts. “But there was one story he kept secret until the very end, a story he made me promise to share with the world.”

According to Jack Jr., while exploring a particularly dusty area near the landing site, Colonel Davis noticed something glinting in the sunlight. Upon closer inspection, he realized it was a small, paperclip-like object, but with an unusual iridescent sheen.

As Davis searched the surrounding area, he was shocked to find countless similar objects scattered across the lunar surface, as if someone had carelessly spilled a box of otherworldly office supplies.

Intrigued, Davis collected several samples and brought them back to Earth for analysis. However, despite extensive testing, NASA scientists were unable to determine the objects’ composition or origin, and the mystery remained unsolved for decades.

It wasn’t until recently, when Jack Jr. inherited his grandfather’s personal effects, that the truth came to light. Among the mementos was a small, unopened container labeled “Lunar Samples — Classified.” Inside, Jack Jr. found several of the strange paperclip-like objects, along with a note from his grandfather.

In the note, Colonel Davis revealed that he had secretly kept a portion of the samples, hoping that future advances in technology would one day unlock their secrets. He also expressed his belief that these objects were not of human origin and could potentially hold the key to understanding our place in the universe.

Driven by curiosity, Jack Jr. took the samples to Dr. Evelyn Chen, a renowned materials scientist, who subjected them to a battery of tests using cutting-edge microscopy techniques. What she discovered was nothing short of extraordinary.

“Under high magnification, these objects appeared to be made of a crystalline material with intricate, almost circuit-like patterns etched into their surface,” Dr. Chen explains. “The level of complexity and data storage capacity was beyond anything we’ve ever seen on Earth. It’s clear these objects are not of human origin.”

The implications of this discovery are profound. If authenticated, it would provide compelling evidence that intelligent life exists beyond our planet and has visited our cosmic neighbor, leaving behind technological artifacts that could revolutionize our understanding of the universe.

As the scientific community scrambles to verify these findings and unravel the secrets contained within the lunar microchips, Jack Davis Jr. reflects on his grandfather’s legacy and the weight of the responsibility he now bears.

“Grandpa always believed that the truth was out there,” Jack Jr. says, his voice filled with emotion. “He dedicated his life to exploring the unknown and pushing the boundaries of human knowledge. Now, it’s up to us to carry on his mission and unlock the mysteries he discovered on that fateful day on the moon.”

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Corbbin Goldsmith

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