Why You Are An Asshole If You Still Support Bill Cosby

By Corey Bu-Shea

Thursday’s arrest for a 2004 sexual assault against a Temple University employee sparked renewed support among every ashy, misogynistic Negro alive and even among some misguided self-hating women as well, and keeping true to my 2016 dedication to telling the truth, I am here to tell you why you are complete idiotic assholes for doing so:

1. There are 57 women who have come forward. These women are from different decades of life, different socioeconomic statuses, different ethnic groups. You would have to be the mother/father of all conspiracy theorists to believe all of these women got together in a secret meeting place to “frame” and “defame” Bill Cosby. #rollseyes
2. Bill Cosby tried to buy NBC in 1992, so this is a way to keep the black man down. Bill Cosby’s net worth is around 400 million. NBC was recently sold for 17 billion….It has been over 20 years since I had a math class, and I wasn’t very good at it when I did take them, but the last time that I checked, billions are larger than millions…so Bill Cosby was buying what from whom? #rollseyesagain
3. Bill Cosby in a sworn deposition admitted to giving women pills to have sex with them. His words, under oath. Now let’s break this down. In order for sex to be consensual, an individual has to be lucid or aware. If you are unconscious and/or not lucid, you can’t consent. The very definition of rape is forced sex without consent. Bill told you’ll monkey tails that he gave women drugs (mind and mood altering drugs), so this means that they couldn’t consent, which means he raped them…so you are defending him why?….#rollseyesagain
4. Some of you have nasty cousins, fathers, uncles, and grandpas, in your own families, who have touched you inappropriately, undressed you with their eyes, hugged you too long, too close, and grazed various parts of your bodies with their bodies, and you haven’t uttered a word. So why is it so difficult to believe that someone of Bill Cosby’s money and status could get away with it, when your broke ass male relatives did? #rollseyesagain
5. Why they wait so long? See parts of #4 above. Your broke ass male relative didn’t have two nickels to rub together, and you kept his secret, so why is it so far fetched to believe that a man with Cosby’s money, and being a national television icon, could find individuals to keep his nasty secret? #rollseyesagain
6. Nobody gets famous from accusing rape. Without Google, how many of you can name Kobe Bryant’s accuser from 2003? Getting pregnant by a famous person or having consensual sex with a famous person is a better claim to fame and makes you more memorable in the public’s eye, so all of you saying these women are seeking fame and/or money, have a collective row of seats…..#rollseyesagain
7. You’ll out here caping for and defending Bill Cosby, and he doesn’t even like you’ll black asses. If you think that I am lying, Google his Pound Cake speech from the early 2000’s. In this speech, he ridiculed any black person with a non-European sounding name, anyone without a college degree, anyone not upper middle class, and anyone who was a single parent. So I just shake my head, when I see you’ll defending him, when most of you fit at least one part of that demographic. I certainly would never cap for or defend anyone who would talk shit to or about me, believe that!….#rollseyesagain
8. Woody Allen and Stephen Collins got away with it, so we shouldn’t punish Bill Cosby. So because two nasty white men got away with rape/molestation,and because the justice system is traditionally unfair to black men, we shouldn’t prosecute a rapist with 57 and counting accusations? I am all for racial equality, but that should not include letting rapists go free….what the entire hell?…#rollseyesagain
9. Most of you defending him would probably do the same thing. Yep, I said it! How many times has a girl told you to stop, and you threatened, cajoled, ridiculed, until she gave in, and you forged ahead, because you had a loaded “gun”? How many drunk women have you had sex with? How many “trains” did you run on girls in high school/college with your friends? All of these are rape scenarios. So of course, you don’t see anything wrong with Cosby’s actions because you and your morally bankrupt self, has done something similar…#rollseyesagain
10. All these women were looking for money, a “come up” and for Bill Cosby to further their acting careers. You do know that his last known victim, was a director at Temple University, which means she had a career outside of entertainment, was originally from Canada, and only pursued civil action when the prosecutor in 2004, refused to seek criminal action. You do realize that Bill admitted to rape in the deposition from that same case, and even “settled” to keep from going to trial, because 13 other women planned to testify against him. Yes, you read that correctly. Bill didn’t want to go trial once there were more accusers…doesn’t scream innocence to me!

So I ask you oh wise ones, who and what are you defending, and more importantly, how can you face yourself and God each day, while doing so?