Do you blog?
Things you shouldn’t say out loud.
I guess my first foray into the blogosphere was in high school. The internet was fresh and young and vibrant and Live-journal was the place to be. Luckily, I am unable to recall any of my posts or my account name. If any of you have a friend in the NSA maybe they can help me locate them. In the meantime, I’ll just keep meandering. I spent a few unfortunate drunken years as a terrible troll on a sad bastard internet forum and I terrorized children on Counter strike servers and Battle.net. I hope none of this comes to light when I break into the ultra-lucrative field of internet journalism and mold that into a budding political career or failed TV pilots.
For all intensive and non-intensive purposes and other clichés, this will be my first blog post. I wrote a few papers in liberal arts college slightly before they were due and I’m pretty sure that didn’t prepare me for this. I also taught English in a foreign country for a couple of years and I pray that some of my students have a better understand of grammar than I do. Just kidding, I don’t pray.
I decided on Medium as my first step into the blog world because I searched THE ALL POWERFUL GOOGLE for articles about the best blogging platforms and learned about it. Also, sbvtle is too cool and edgy for me.
Well, I did it. I am struggling not to highlight and delete this.