The time the hipsters took over

He opened his eyes and got out of his uncomfortable bed to go work in the volcanic mines in the wasteland of Kanas. It is another normal day in the post-war world for our unnamed protagonist. The war was a between the Hipster Army of California and the ancient Mole people from Na-Ja which is located under the World’s Largest of Twine. The war lasted for eighteen years and it devastated every part of the United States except Alaska and Hawaii because the Hipster Army was too cool to go there. Anyway the unnamed protagonist goes to the elevator to enter the volcanic mine to mine the gems that are located in the walls and floor. He….okay the unnamed protagonist is called Steve now…..Steve goes to his normal place to start mine and grabs his limited edition pick axe. The reason it being limited edition is because Steve found it one day while exploring a mine that was mined for the world’s most hardest to mine material and that was the megakarot. Megakarot is extremely strong and can survive a nuke blast at point blank. The Hipster Army used megakarot to build organic, animal by-product free, and solar powered tank-like vehicles that had catapults instead of cannons because cannons are too main stream to help them win the war and take over the United States of America. Steve starts mining the gems and he hit the biggest gem pocket in the whole mine. He was digging on the floor so he fell into the pocket and cuts his left arm on the shiny whitish looking gem. As Steve is regaining his senses and figuring out what happen he hears in a thick Irish accent “Hey! Jimmy you ok? I got some guys to go get a rope to help get you out.” Steve realizes that it was Willie talking to him and says “Willie, thanks for the help but my name is Steve! Not Jimmy, Jimmy-Steve, Steve-Jimmy or Bitchface!” Willie laughs at Steve and says “Ok, Bitchface.” Steve then realized that he could fly and shoot lasers from his left hand and chicken nuggets from his right hand for some reason. Steve flies out of the pocket to the Hipster Federation of America located in Buford, Wyoming and finds the Chief-bro of America Spencer. Spencer has the power to make anything, I mean anything, uncool and something that should be avoided. Steve flies thought the bead door and in a great and godlike voice he says “Spencer! You have oppressed the people of Kanas for too long so prepare to die, faggot!” More back story, Spencer hates Kanas with the passion on the level of Hitler hating the Jews. Yes, that extreme. Spencer’s reason is that too much stuff comes from or is based in Kanas like Superman, Dorothy from Wizard of OZ, and the most popular show of the time Carlos and Harkon the Yellow Vampire Penguin. The fight between Steve and Spencer lasted for about twenty seconds. Steve shot a laser beam like Goku from Dragon Ball through Spencer’s fugly face. The beam was so great and destructive, Steve destroyed the bead door factory next to the Hipster Federation of America. Steve finished taking out all the high ranking members of the Hipster Federation of America to start a new Federation to help stabilize the economy of the Hipster States of America (it was renamed after the war). Years later, Steve is marriage to the lead actress of Carlos and Harkon the Yellow Vampire Penguin. After his wife died at the age of nine-seven Steven gets addicted to cocaine which eventually leads to his death of an overdose on his birthday when he is four hundred fifty-six. The superpowers extended his life a lot and he still ran the Steve States of America, where the name of Jimmy was banned, till he died. His children did not get superpowers but they all helped the Steveans around them by becoming mayors, governors, and one became a dictator of New Canada to help it merge with the Steve States of America. Steve went down as on the world’s greatest leaders because everyone was scared to get chicken nuggetted to death if they opposed him (Yes, Steve killed someone with the chicken nugget superpower). THE END……………?He opened his eyes and got out of his uncomfortable bed to go work in the volcanic mines in the wasteland of Kanas. It is another normal day in the post-war world for our unnamed protagonist. The war was a between the Hipster Army of California and the ancient Mole people from Na-Ja which is located under the World’s Largest of Twine. The war lasted for eighteen years and it devastated every part of the United States except Alaska and Hawaii because the Hipster Army was too cool to go there. Anyway the unnamed protagonist goes to the elevator to enter the volcanic mine to mine the gems that are located in the walls and floor. He….okay the unnamed protagonist is called Steve now…..Steve goes to his normal place to start mine and grabs his limited edition pick axe. The reason it being limited edition is because Steve found it one day while exploring a mine that was mined for the world’s most hardest to mine material and that was the megakarot. Megakarot is extremely strong and can survive a nuke blast at point blank. The Hipster Army used megakarot to build organic, animal by-product free, and solar powered tank-like vehicles that had catapults instead of cannons because cannons are too main stream to help them win the war and take over the United States of America. Steve starts mining the gems and he hit the biggest gem pocket in the whole mine. He was digging on the floor so he fell into the pocket and cuts his left arm on the shiny whitish looking gem. As Steve is regaining his senses and figuring out what happen he hears in a thick Irish accent “Hey! Jimmy you ok? I got some guys to go get a rope to help get you out.” Steve realizes that it was Willie talking to him and says “Willie, thanks for the help but my name is Steve! Not Jimmy, Jimmy-Steve, Steve-Jimmy or Bitchface!” Willie laughs at Steve and says “Ok, Bitchface.” Steve then realized that he could fly and shoot lasers from his left hand and chicken nuggets from his right hand for some reason. Steve flies out of the pocket to the Hipster Federation of America located in Buford, Wyoming and finds the Chief-bro of America Spencer. Spencer has the power to make anything, I mean anything, uncool and something that should be avoided. Steve flies thought the bead door and in a great and godlike voice he says “Spencer! You have oppressed the people of Kanas for too long so prepare to die, faggot!” More back story, Spencer hates Kanas with the passion on the level of Hitler hating the Jews. Yes, that extreme. Spencer’s reason is that too much stuff comes from or is based in Kanas like Superman, Dorothy from Wizard of OZ, and the most popular show of the time Carlos and Harkon the Yellow Vampire Penguin. The fight between Steve and Spencer lasted for about twenty seconds. Steve shot a laser beam like Goku from Dragon Ball through Spencer’s fugly face. The beam was so great and destructive, Steve destroyed the bead door factory next to the Hipster Federation of America. Steve finished taking out all the high ranking members of the Hipster Federation of America to start a new Federation to help stabilize the economy of the Hipster States of America (it was renamed after the war). Years later, Steve is marriage to the lead actress of Carlos and Harkon the Yellow Vampire Penguin. After his wife died at the age of nine-seven Steven gets addicted to cocaine which eventually leads to his death of an overdose on his birthday when he is four hundred fifty-six. The superpowers extended his life a lot and he still ran the Steve States of America, where the name of Jimmy was banned, till he died. His children did not get superpowers but they all helped the Steveans around them by becoming mayors, governors, and one became a dictator of New Canada to help it merge with the Steve States of America. Steve went down as on the world’s greatest leaders because everyone was scared to get chicken nuggetted to death if they opposed him (Yes, Steve killed someone with the chicken nugget superpower). THE END……………?

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