This is pure dead brilliant! I love song parodies. If it’s not an insult could I carry it forward a bit?
Woke up, fell out of bed
didn’t hear what my dad said.
Thought I’d trip on stuff and hurt my feet,
but looking ‘round there was nothing on the floor.
Huh? Huh? Huh?
Finally found my socks and shoes,
in the chest I never use.
Found my way downstairs and called for dad,
he had a laugh and I thought that I would scream.
(The “Aaaaaa” part is sung as “Daaaaad”)