The Case for Adding Two Beats to the Alphabet Song
Joel Roston
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Years ago Saturday Night Live did a skit on converting to the metric system (It was a thing in the US for a while. We never converted, and as a result we have president-elect Trump, but that’s a story for another time) and came up with the 10-letter metric alphabet, with the letter “lmno” standing as a reminder of our childhood struggles.