TennesseeWhy I Said “Hasta La Vista” Unemployment, Hello TerminatorAfter losing my job, I went “on the dole”. On Mondays, I prostrated myself to the unemployment gods, logging in to report to unemployment…Sep 12, 2016Sep 12, 2016
TennesseeBetween a Rock and a Hard Place — the thin line between insanity and insight in my garden.Each summer, I look forward to seeing my good friends pop up out of the earth. And then I eat them.Jun 24, 2016Jun 24, 2016
TennesseeWhy On Earth Would Anyone Want to Read My Blog?This question was posed by my southern 82 year old mother when I told her I was writing a blog. The fact that she knew what a blog was was…May 19, 2016May 19, 2016
TennesseeHair Today — Trump TomorrowAre CNN and HSN sisters from another mother?May 17, 2016May 17, 2016
TennesseeI’m Not the Only Crazy Lady in the RoomI’m certain that inside of every woman there lives a crazy lady screaming to get out. Not your average mild mannered crazy lady, mind you…May 17, 2016May 17, 2016
TennesseeDon’t you wish Death would send a Save-the-Date card…One of those cutesy Snapfish cards would arrive in the mail six months prior to the Big Event — giving you a whole half a year to live life…May 3, 2016May 3, 2016
TennesseeWish I Was A Kellogg’s Cornflake, Floatin’ in My Bowl, Takin’ MoviesWhen I get to heaven, I hope they have Simon and Garfunkel on their Pandora playlist. If not, that could be a deal breaker. Even better…May 2, 2016May 2, 2016
TennesseeSkinny Dipping After 50Why is it that my 56-year old body must be a walking advertisement for my advanced age? Wrinkles, jowls, belly flab and muffin top — all…Apr 25, 2016Apr 25, 2016