You sound worse than the neighbors you’re describing. Petty, and clearly lacking in class to put all of these stupid things into an article rather than get over it like an adult. Maybe your time would be better spent making your front garden presentable like your neighbors suggested and having your own sex life. In fact I’d love your neighbors. You can have mine. They’re drunks and shout and throw thing at each other but at least you won’t have to deal with nasally voices and a regard for proper landscaping.