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1 day ago

The Hate You Give Enables You To Live.

“I love Black Jokes.” “When Asians come into my salon, I cut their toenails in such a way that they will get ingrown nails.” “I simply refuse to associate with Mexicans.” “Jews are greedy, dirty, and sexless.” Put “fat people” “fat” or “obese” in the place of these descriptors and…

Fatness

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Fatness

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2 days ago

Florida 2023 Or 1723?

Florida bill would ban girls from talking about their periods in school, GOP lawmaker says (msn.com) So, what they are aiming for is a culture where a twelve-year-old girl can’t talk about her period with her friends, but the school board can track her menstrual cycle. That seems a bit…Orwellian.

Florida Gop

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Florida Gop

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Mar 16

Penile Centric QI Re-Runs

I mean really. Good God. I love QI. I love Stephen Fry and am rarely sex-annoyed, but one (2015) episode of QI got so scat-cock-logical it was almost unwatchable. I admit I have peed on the furniture and laughed so hard my chest and back were sore for a week…

Qi And Fry

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Qi And Fry

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Mar 4

Sex, Religion, Biology As Destiny, Stupid Political Philosophies.

I honestly wonder how much Jesus there is in Christianity. Certainly, in this day and age, it seems capital C Christians don’t want a pacifistic Jesus so much as they want an Old Testament God ready to beat the shit out of people they personally dislike. That ‘turn the other…

The Culture Wars

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The Culture Wars

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Mar 4

A Ron DeSantis lackey taking on the Happiest Place On Earth Florida has a history of daftisms.

A Ron DeSantis lackey taking on the Happiest Place On Earth Florida has a history of daftisms. Of course, they are connected to sex. Apparently, estrogen from birth control pills gets in the water table turning us all Gay. Oh, and that’s a bad thing because Gays do icky sex…

Ron Desantis

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Ron Desantis

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Mar 1

I’m Not The Asshole But I’ve Been The Idiot.

I have read various Medium articles from men and women discussing the unfortunate, if not bewildering, situation wherein an unattractive person thinks they can get a beautiful person to date them, sleep with them, marry them, etc. Probably we like to think we are more attractive than we are in…

Ugly Flirters

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Ugly Flirters

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Mar 1

Adams, Jackson, Gibson, West, Rowling, Dash, Cosby, Allen, Barr, Grammer, Dahl, Clapton…

Is it any wonder we respond with such genuine surprise and disappointment when celebrities expose their less-than-decent thoughts, beliefs, and political views in public? Whether they are caught in a moment of drunken assholery, or stone-cold-sober and airing unpopular views in public, it makes the news. …

Celebrity

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Celebrity

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Feb 22

This one is going to sound lame, but it has been scratching at my brain for months.

This one is going to sound lame, but it has been scratching at my brain for months. Living in Spokane, Washington We are proud Gonzaga Bulldog fans. …

Sportsmanship

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Sportsmanship

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Feb 15

Bitch, Bitch, Bitch. Yes, I know I am…

And mind you I love old movies. I can quote chapter, verse, quip, tag line, scene and sound effects of any number of films from Pre-Talkies to Eighties Rom-Coms, what have you, but Oh My God. I just watched “My Sister Eileen.” 1942. Rosalind Russel, Janet Blair. I want to…

Rape Culture

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Rape Culture

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Jan 28

And We Return To The Place Where We Began To Find…Holy Shit!

Florida is well on its way to Nowhere. Their determined social and legislated efforts to thwart progress, enlightenment, science, common sense and a more level and tolerant society are happily underway. With the embracing of all things paranoid and reactionary. With a gleeful and stern resolution to deny anything so…

Florida Politics

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Florida Politics

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