The Joke Is, The President Is Gay. Do You Get It?

sarah james
Jul 19, 2018 · 3 min read

I’m about to tell you a joke! It’s a very funny and extremely hilarious joke. You might not get it at first, because this joke is quite intellectual. It requires an up-to-date working knowledge of current and former United States international policy, foreign affairs, and global politics. Are you ready for the joke?

(FYI, if you’re about to take a sip of coffee, I would reconsider doing that until after you read this hysterical gem of biting political humor.)

The joke is, the President of the United States is a gay man. Super queer. Very gay. Extreme homo.

There it is! You can take that sip of coffee now.

Let me break it down for you if you don’t understand. And let me add, if you don’t understand, you shouldn’t feel bad. This joke is pretty complex, both from a geo-political standpoint and from a comedy standpoint. It’s subtle, understated. It’s a joke that sneaks up on you. The way, perhaps, a gay dick sneaks up on the President of the United States.

See? Did it again. Just slipped it in there, like a superbly homosexual penis entering the rear end of the President of the United States.

Wow, did it again! I don’t know if you noticed, but I’m an experienced comedy writer with a background in crafting smart, thoughtful humor that challenges the status quo.

(FYI, if you have a full bladder, I would close this article now. I’m about to double down on this jocular knee-slapper, and I wouldn’t want any britches to be soiled in the process.)

The President of the United States, it might be said, enjoys making love to men.

The joke is, that he himself is a man. What a hilarious joke I’ve written. Have you pissed your own pants yet? I have.

The real crux of this witticism is that the President of the United States, as far as we know, is actually NOT a gay man. (Or is he? Wink. Oh no, I’ve done it again. When will I stop? I’m now laughing so hard my abdomen is burning as much as my revolutionary spirit. I will never stop speaking truth to power.)

Allow me to explain. The President of the United States thinks of himself as quite manly, and gay men are not manly, because they are gay. This line of reasoning is both logically foolproof and undeniably clever.

The joke is, by calling the President of the United States a homosexual, I’m hitting him right where it hurts — in his very gay dick. He wants to be masculine and powerful, and a gay man could never be masculine and powerful.

Also gay people exist. That’s funny too.

So that is my joke. It is both timely and intelligent, relevant and hilarious. I truly believe that when wielded properly, humor is a sword that can cut the most powerful among us down to size. Lol, gay.

sarah james

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