Sarah JamesinSlackjawIn Order To Pee In Our Ballpark, You Must Download The MLB Piss AppBig news, baseball fans! This season, Major League Baseball is enhancing your ballpark visit with the ultimate digital experience: the MLB…5d ago5d ago
Sarah JamesinSlackjawYapjaw Special Edition: Join Slackjaw on Medium Day!Join Slackjaw on Medium Day this Saturday for “From 800 Words to 80,000: Short Humor Writers on Becoming Authors.”Aug 9, 2023Aug 9, 2023
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Sarah JamesinSlackjawYou Call This Pizza?Excuse me, pizza store man? I think you may have accidentally handed me a piece of cardboard that you left out in the rain, a mangled slice…Sep 6, 20225Sep 6, 20225
Sarah JamesinSlackjawA Chat With For Love Or Peanut Butter’s Kelly ShanleyFor Love Or Peanut Butter is a Slackjaw relationship column by Kelly Shanley that’s as bitingly hilarious as it is brutally honest. As the…Dec 21, 2021Dec 21, 2021
Sarah JamesinSlackjawLevel Up Your Driving Skills With This One Weird Hack: Using Your Turn SignalsDo you love driving, but hate when you smash your car into other cars? If this describes you, you’ll love this strange trick to help make…Dec 16, 20215Dec 16, 20215
Sarah JamesI Don’t Care How Many Samples You TakeA guide to interacting with your (paid to be) friendly neighborhood brand ambassadorAug 23, 20212Aug 23, 20212
Sarah JamesI Can’t Stop Crying About An OwlBirding was my quarantine hobby — but then it became unexpectedly emotionalAug 9, 20212Aug 9, 20212
Sarah JamesinSlackjawScript For A Planetarium Show After All The Billionaires Have Moved To SpaceSince the dawn of time, mankind has told stories about the night sky. The ancient Greeks saw in the stars a mighty hunter, Orion, who was…Jul 21, 20213Jul 21, 20213
Sarah JamesinSlackjawOur Underwear Ads Are Very Specific About What They’ll Do To Your NutsNut-havers of the world, are you sick of seeing an underwear ad and thinking: “Well, I like the idea of a buffer between the raw side of my…Jul 7, 20216Jul 7, 20216