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The Woman With Two Shadows

The Woman With Two Shadows

A fascinating historical debut of one of the most closely held secrets of WWII and a woman caught up in it while searching for her missing sister

2022

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We Banned This Book From Our High School For Accurately Depicting The Lives Of Teenagers

It’s our policy to remove any book whose review contains “gritty” (drugs), “courageous” (gay), and “heart-breaking” (gay + drugs).

Sep 10

We Banned This Book From Our High School For Accurately Depicting The Lives Of Teenagers

Sep 10

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Reasons Why I Rescued Three Feral Kittens I Found Outside My Apartment

I love Googling “worms in cat poop” at 2am

Jun 4

Reasons Why I Rescued Three Feral Kittens I Found Outside My Apartment

Jun 4

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All-Team Meeting About the Mass Layoffs, 1 PM, Snacks Provided

Sometimes you lose your job, but gain a tiny bag of baked Cheetos

May 20

All-Team Meeting About the Mass Layoffs, 1 PM, Snacks Provided

May 20

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Happy “Big Heart Day” From Our Company That Forgot “Valentine’s Day” Isn’t A Trademarked Phrase

Feb 14

Happy “Big Heart Day” From Our Company That Forgot “Valentine’s Day” Isn’t A Trademarked Phrase

Feb 14

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Dear USDOT: How Many Babies Do I Need To Have To Get A Protected Bike Lane?

Let me know before my uterus crumbles!

Feb 7

Dear USDOT: How Many Babies Do I Need To Have To Get A Protected Bike Lane?

Feb 7

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My Cold Is Worse Than Yours, I Can Tell

When I told you I was feeling a bit under the weather, “Me too” was not the correct response.

Oct 4, 2024

My Cold Is Worse Than Yours, I Can Tell

Oct 4, 2024

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In Order To Pee In Our Ballpark, You Must Download The MLB Piss App

Big news, baseball fans! This season, Major League Baseball is enhancing your ballpark visit with the ultimate digital experience: the MLB…

Sep 26, 2024

In Order To Pee In Our Ballpark, You Must Download The MLB Piss App

Sep 26, 2024

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Yapjaw Special Edition: Join Slackjaw on Medium Day!

Join Slackjaw on Medium Day this Saturday for “From 800 Words to 80,000: Short Humor Writers on Becoming Authors.”

Aug 9, 2023

Yapjaw Special Edition: Join Slackjaw on Medium Day!

Aug 9, 2023

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Don’t Worry Everyone, I’m Going To Let This Junk I Posted In The Buy Nothing Group Simmer For 24…

DOES ANYONE HAVE USE FOR THIS BAG OF BROKEN GLASS? Warning: sharp! Maybe you could melt the broken glass down and reforge your own bottles…

May 4, 2023

Don’t Worry Everyone, I’m Going To Let This Junk I Posted In The Buy Nothing Group Simmer For 24…

May 4, 2023

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You Call This Pizza?

Excuse me, pizza store man? I think you may have accidentally handed me a piece of cardboard that you left out in the rain, a mangled slice…

Sep 6, 2022

You Call This Pizza?

Sep 6, 2022

Sarah James

Sarah James

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Historical fiction writer. LAST STOP UNION STATION out now! https://bookshop.org/a/110631/9781464219238

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