I bought a new dress that I still occasionally wear at a surf shop
As a dyed in the wool holiday/celebration grinch I declined to have a wedding.
garli
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Sorry, I am just deliberately misreading that and picturing you hanging out from time to time in a surf shop in a giant floofy white wedding dress, and getting paid $60 each time.

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