How Much Do You Spend on Holiday Decorations?
Nicole Dieker
1941

This is the place to share my story from last year about the very large nutcracker that I got for very little money at CVS last year. His feet were missing, so I talked the manager into a 75% off discount, then covered the base in cotton to look like snow. His name is Gerhardt.

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