You’re a Man and You Stand
Aug 26, 2017 · 1 min read

In the middle of the night
when all is dark and quiet
nature calls to the loo
must be after you.
I pull up my gown
but when I sit down
my arse plops whole
right in the toilet bowl.
Where you stood to pee
has now drenched me
so please, come around
and put the toilet seat down.
