What The Fuck, America? Donald Junior Meal: Nothingburger with everything!

This situation is still developing but so far it’s fucking insane. I suggest you follow Jared Sexton’s Twitter thread to get a feel for it. All kinds of reporters working for months and months trying to put together a story on this while Donald Trump, Jr.’s story keeps shifting, and finally he just tweets the whole thing out, with evidence of his culpability and everything.

Republicans and Democrats are upset about it and knowledgeable people consider this a smoking gun. We’ll see if it goes anywhere but so far the defense seems to be “Hillary and the Democrats would’ve done the same!” and “I know you are but what am I?”

Meanwhile the very loyal, very loving father of Donald Trump, Jr. can only say, “My son is a high quality person and I applaud his transparency.” To quote Don Junior’s email: “I love it.”

You’re probably wondering where the word “nothingburger” comes from. It turns out to be older than you probably think.