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Author of THE INTERNET APOCALYPSE TRILOGY on Thomas Dunne Books. @Cracked @TheOnion @mcsweeneys @Thrillist @Slate @Someecards Contact: kafkamaine@gmail.com
My name is Asher. I post strange things. As seen on milk cartons nationwide. Buy my short horror anthology, Other Gods, on Amazon. ashercantrell.com
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I am an author of the highest esteem. These are excerpts from the greatest westerns never made into movies. Please illustrate my tweets if you wish. #westerns
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... and Michael Marshall. Writer of books, sitting-place of cats, tainter of the blank page of purity. Author of INTRUDERS, THE STRAW MEN, and other things.
I write about stuff and it appears on the Internet. I love you.
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