Diet Drinks Aren’t Killing You
Gid M-K; Health Nerd

Wow. Thanks for telling us Coke addicts exactly we wanted to hear. And since your just some guy on the internet who just wrote a blog post, it must be true.

I can now bury my head back in the sand so that the scary truth doesn’t haunt me as I slowly sip myself to death.

And when Death comes calling, I’ll simply refer him to this article and explain to him that he’s got the wrong victim.