The Many Names of Super Mario

Folks, we all love video games. Well, we all know about video games. Well, we all have, at one point or another, seen the words “video” and “game” together in the same sentence. That’s just a fact of life. And no video game character is as beloved and remembered as Super Mario, Mr. Mario to his associates. But did you know Mario is known by many different names? It’s true! I’ve scoured the globe on sale at my local Goodwill and have found some of the most unique names that our favorite plumber has gone by.

  1. Man Whom Doesn’t Leave the Lizard Alone
  2. Muper Sario
  3. La Muerte Roja
  4. Italian Stereotype Too Much Even for Olive Garden
  5. Victim of NYC Yuppification
  6. Sir Jumps-a-Lot
  7. Cardio Man
  8. Replacement Father Figure
  9. (In “Drunk Voice”) Super Maro
  10. El Chapo
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