Casey SmithinGreener Pastures MagazineMy Household Chimpanzees Are Going to Look Adorable When They Rip My Face OffMy Money, My ChoiceJun 15, 20221Jun 15, 20221
Casey SmithinGreener Pastures MagazineHave I Been Dumped Or Have I Lost My Phone?They’re not gone, I am the one that is missing here. Will they find me? Would they take me back?Dec 3, 20213Dec 3, 20213
Casey SmithinSlackjawA Herpe Admiring Covid-19's WorkJust your friendly neighborhood herpe virus here and I hope everyone is having a maskless, anti-vaxxed, Covid-19 summer.Jul 26, 20211Jul 26, 20211
Casey SmithinThe HavenAs Q of Qanon, I Guess It’s Time To Eat CrowThat’s right, I’m eating a whole goddamn bird.Mar 4, 2021Mar 4, 2021
Casey SmithinThe HavenValentine’s Day Dance Etiquette At Boot CampListen up, maggots: It’s almost time to dress like a 1920s socialite and dry-hump classmates at the Valentine’s Day dance.Feb 8, 2021Feb 8, 2021
Casey SmithinSlackjawDear Tooth Fairy: I Need You To Take Care Of SomeoneIn exchange for a tooth, can you please kill my 5th-grade classmate Drew Pepper?Nov 4, 20202Nov 4, 20202