my dad doesn’t have a hotmail account, dear meera. the rest is totally true (jk)
Hilal Isler

Dearest Hilal -

Greetings and love to you in the name of the most high God, from my beloved country Nigeria. I am Barrister Richard Okoya, lawyer to the late Ibrahim Abacha eldest son of the late former head of state of Nigeria late General Sani Abacha. It is with the upmost respect I inform you that I have successfully secured the account and will be satellite messaging your father copies of any correspondence sent to said account.

With wishes of peace and my greatest admiration,

Rev Father August Goodluck (by name, a diplomat by profession) [jk]

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