Since I don’t believe that I was able to give informed consent in signing for those loans, I don’t consider it a valid agreement worth honoring.
How Not To Pay Your Student Loans
Saul of Hearts
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The product being sold to you by your loan provider was not your education. That is between you and your university. The product the loan provider sold you was a loan, pure and simple. These are two separate relationships.

Then the question becomes — did they deliver as promised? Or did they send you counterfeit bills instead of real ones, or Canadian dollars instead of American ones, or simply the wrong amount?

Unless one of those is true, your analogy of the shirt is unworkable.