Mother Nature Adds Two Factor Auth
Awakening from her slumber Mother Nature today announced that access to the environment would now be secured via two factor authentication. Previous authentication methods of prayer to the land will now be deprecated. “The human race has advanced quite rapidly, and spiritualism isn’t what it used to be” explained nature’s embodiment “Now just use your phone to access all the beauty of nature.”
When asked about people who don’t have phones or have lost them Mother Nature simply said “Darwin’s Law” and left it at that. Google Inc, the company behind the two factor authentication service that will be used, welcomes having close to the power of Gods. A meeting will take place this Friday to discuss a council of elders to manage such power. We will update you with more information when we’re finished finding Fred’s phone so he has access to fresh air again.