We Solved The Mystery Of How To Eat Fage Yogurt

Do you eat Fage yogurt like this:

Or like this:

This is David. He eats his yogurt the first way.

David noticed that each packet of Fage yogurt— in between the yogurt section and the fruit section — there’s small red text that cautions “Please Do Not Stir.”

We needed to find out — why can’t we stir this yogurt?

There was a number on the yogurt container we could call to ask Fage directly. We tasked this phone call to M, Facebook’s built-in virtual assistant.

Not only did the representative at Fage answer our question, they gave us step by step instructions how to eat their yogurt.

So now we know how to eat Fage yogurt. Don’t let anybody tell you otherwise.