I oppose diversity…
*puts on a mask*
…because it is the only source of world’s problems. It provokes us to dehumanise and even violently harm each other. Sectarian politics does not cause intolerance nor does greed. It is all diversity’s fault.
…because human differences make me uncomfortable. It is unsettling how many people out there with cultural identities different from mine. If I have such discomfort, others must have it as well. My feelings are objective.
…because it encourages introspection about my own cultural heritage. That is unacceptable! Mine is perfect the way it is! Introspection will force me to acknowledge the imperfection beneath.
…because it allows people to speak any languages they want.
…because it allows them to embrace any religions they want.
…because it allows them to eat any food they want.
…because it allows them to enjoy any kinds of art and entertainment they want.
…because it plants the seed of hatred inside, making me demonise my fellow humans, turning me to a bloodthirsty BEAST THAT KILLS ANYONE WHO DARE TO BE DIFFERENT FROM ME!!!! AAAAAAAARRGGGHHH!!!
*Transform into a grotesque-looking beast from hell called The Diabolical Supremacist*
*start gutting the innocent humans around me*
DIVERSITY MAKES ME DO THIS!!! DIVERSITY MAKES ME DO THIS!!!! PLEASE!!! MAKE IT STOP!!! MAKE IT STOOOOOOOOOOOOP!!!!!!
*takes off the mask*