Mitch
Mitch
Sep 4, 2018 · 1 min read

From the Urban dictionary:

poom

a fart, or to fart

I poomed, it smells.
That
stinks, did you just poom?

….Are you entirely certain the correct spelling of the word isn’t poomer and not puma? At that age, the increasing frequency of ragged eye watering whiffs becomes eponymous. Or something. lol.

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