5 Reasons To Shake Your Ass
- When he won’t stop making waffles in the morning and you’re running out of money.
- When you’re getting your dick wet, and he barges in because he’s lonely.
- When he gets horny every time a fair maiden rides him.
- When he makes fun of your swamp but has nowhere else to go.
- When he makes every moment uncomfortable when you’re around friends.
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