5 Reasons To Shake Your Ass

  1. When he won’t stop making waffles in the morning and you’re running out of money.
  2. When you’re getting your dick wet, and he barges in because he’s lonely.
  3. When he gets horny every time a fair maiden rides him.
  4. When he makes fun of your swamp but has nowhere else to go.
  5. When he makes every moment uncomfortable when you’re around friends.

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