PerrenFortnite: A Lesson LearnedSo I’m playin Fortnite. I’m on the frontline in a 50v50 match.Sep 15, 2018Sep 15, 2018
PerrenFinal Frontier of CookingThe final frontier of cooking is, yes u guessed it, fried food. And it’s not what’s been fried but what hasn’t been fried.Sep 14, 2018Sep 14, 2018
PerreninAwesome LifeHardship as a CreatorBound by fate of a lesser man. Spilling my guts out so hard to do day in and day out.Aug 22, 20171Aug 22, 20171
PerreninRue RenegadeHoly Hot Dog WaterPRIEST: I command you, spawn of Satan, to release this child in the name of GodFeb 22, 2017Feb 22, 2017
PerreninRue RenegadeUncovering Pleasure In WarAlone in a hospital but reluctant to be alive, we recaptured one of the enemy strongholds on the Western side of Aleppo.Feb 12, 2017Feb 12, 2017
PerreninRue RenegadeSupport Your Local Garbagemen*garbage man looks at me* *looks at trash can* *grabs me* *hesitates* Me: it’s ok *walks me to garbage truck* *puts me in* Me: thank youFeb 5, 20171Feb 5, 20171
PerreninRue RenegadeWife MaterialShe fell from several stories up and landed on my back.Feb 3, 2017Feb 3, 2017
PerreninRue RenegadeModern Day Land of Milk and HoneyME: I live in the land overflowing in milk and honeyJan 31, 2017Jan 31, 2017
PerreninRue RenegadeYou Are 5 Hour EnergyIt’s 3am and you reach for another 5 hour energy. “Oh shit not again.”Jan 31, 2017Jan 31, 2017
PerreninRue RenegadeChildhood Games Are DangerousThat time you play “I got your nose” with your child and you accidentally rip it off.Jan 29, 2017Jan 29, 2017