Have you translated yourself?
A young man was home from the theological school to visit his grandmother.
To have a bit of fun at her expense, he said, “Grandmother, you know the Bible that you say you believe was written in Hebrew and Greek. It had to be translated by great scholars into our language. How do you know those who translated it got it right?”
“Ah,” she answered, “never mind the great men. I have translated a few of the promises myself!”