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Daniel Berenson

Finally… Maybe… A Set-up that Keeps Squirrels Away from Our Bird Feeders

Below you will see the bird feeders that my girlfriend Maureen and I built and installed on our back porch in 2017. We loved feeding the…

4 min readDec 6, 2020

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Finally… Maybe… A Set-up that Keeps Squirrels Away from Our Bird Feeders

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Daniel Berenson

Democratic Second-Stringers Wary of Challenge from Newcomer

Bloomberg Puts the Fear of $ and Competence into ‘Not-Quite-Ready-for-Prime-Time’ Democratic Lineup

3 min readFeb 20, 2020

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Democratic Second-Stringers Wary of Challenge from Newcomer

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Daniel Berenson

Bernie Sanders Is a Wet Dream for Trump, a Death Wish for Democrats

It is sad to see one of our political parties following the lead of a man who will take them to certain disaster in the 2020 presidential…

4 min readJan 28, 2020

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Bernie Sanders Is a Wet Dream for Trump, a Death Wish for Democrats

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Daniel Berenson

This May Not Rival the Kennedy Assassination Conspiracy, But It Comes Close

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1 min readAug 10, 2019

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This May Not Rival the Kennedy Assassination Conspiracy, But It Comes Close

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Daniel Berenson

Trump Will Run Against the “Socialist Democrats” in his next Campaign. Here’s his first Gambit.

Exaggerated? Of course; it’s satire. But from a guy who tells his crowds (with not even a hint of irony) that the sound of windmills gives…

1 min readMay 22, 2019

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Trump Will Run Against the “Socialist Democrats” in his next Campaign. Here’s his first Gambit.

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Daniel Berenson

What would be the reaction if Jesus came back today? Uh, not what you think.

— — — — — — — — — — — — — — — — — — Practically News is a satiric feature created by Daniel Berenson and is not intended to cause harm to…

1 min readMay 17, 2019

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What would be the reaction if Jesus came back today? Uh, not what you think.

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Daniel Berenson

Hey, People of Florida: You want oil rigs right off your coast? Get ready. It’s probably coming!

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1 min readApr 17, 2019

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Hey, People of Florida: You want oil rigs right off your coast? Get ready. It’s probably coming!

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Daniel Berenson

The Democrats Tend to Take It Too Far with Political Correctness.

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1 min readApr 15, 2019

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The Democrats Tend to Take It Too Far with Political Correctness.

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Daniel Berenson

We Ate Dinner at a Chinese Restaurant and All We Could Think About Was Robert Kraft

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1 min readApr 12, 2019

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We Ate Dinner at a Chinese Restaurant and All We Could Think About Was Robert Kraft

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Daniel Berenson

Rick Reilly Wrote About Trump’s Golf Cheating in his “Commander in Cheat.”

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1 min readApr 10, 2019

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Rick Reilly Wrote About Trump’s Golf Cheating in his “Commander in Cheat.”

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Daniel Berenson

Daniel Berenson

“Always trying. Very trying!” sums it up for Daniel, creator of Stories Guaranteed to Make You Sick, Dr. Crankenfuss books, Moose Jokes, & now Practically News.

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