A couple of things you should know about me; I love a good digression and I’m a sucker for an on-point metaphor. Oh, and my sense of humour is dirtier than the veins in Lindsay Lohan’s forearms. Which I may accidentally show glimpses of during this blog post. I used to try and keep it under wraps, but now I’ve accepted that it’s gonna strike when I least expect it. Just smile and nod along.

Learning to code? Completed it, mate. Breezed through training and got my first development job straight away. It’s like learning to ride a bike, innit?

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