You Miss 87% Of The Shots You DO Take If You’re Me In 2019

I have not been able to replicate this particular type of success I had in 2017.

Now that the recipients of my 12/31/19 efforts have had more than two weeks to respond (and haven’t), here are my cumulative stats:

Feel free to Photoshop the Brazzers logo onto various parts of this picture and then send it to me.

Here is the breakdown by category:

Here are the overall results:

Here are some caveats and clarifications about the above:

Briefly, here are my three happiest professional moments of 2019:

Did you really think I’d go this whole post without sharing this artwork?

To nourish my haters, here are my three most upsetting professional moments of 2019:

February 2019’s rejection made January 2020’s chance to do this bit on the show even more satisfying.

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Wrote & directed a movie now on Amazon Prime Video (www.scrapsmovie.com). Before that, sold sex toys as a virgin. Learn more & say hi at www.danielshar.com

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Daniel Shar

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Wrote & directed a movie now on Amazon Prime Video (www.scrapsmovie.com). Before that, sold sex toys as a virgin. Learn more & say hi at www.danielshar.com

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