15 Most Funny Stock Market Quotes

Here are my 15 most favorite funny quotes about the stock market. These quotes are not only hilarious but offer a great deal of wisdom. I made a small video if you like to sit back and listen. Enjoy!

“Wall Street is the only place that people ride to in a Rolls Royce to get advice from those who take the subway.” — Warren Buffett

“The main purpose of the stock market is to make fools of as many men as possible.” — Bernard Baruch

“One of the funny things about the stock market is that every time one person buys, another sells, and both think they are astute.” — William Feather

“I know people who repeatedly jump from one guru to the next in search of the Holy Grail of trading. Of course, it doesn’t exist, but you need to know this fact to stop looking for it.” — Naved Abdali

“Anybody who plays the stock market not as an insider is like a man buying cows in the moonlight.” — Daniel Drew

“The difference between playing the stock market and the horses is that one of the horses must win.” — Joey Adams

“Never bend your rules to accommodate your guts.” — Naved Abdali

“An investor without investment objectives is like a traveler without a destination.” — Ralph Seger

“Markets can remain irrational longer than you can remain solvent.” — John Maynard Keynes

“If you are shopping for common stocks, choose them the way you would buy groceries, not the way you would buy perfume.” — Benjamin Graham

“If you can’t take a small loss, sooner or later you will take the mother of all losses.” — Ed Seykota

“Never make forecasts, especially about the future.” — Samuel Goldwyn

“If stock market experts were so expert, they would be buying stocks, not selling advice.” — Norman R. Augustine

“Luck is what happens when preparation meets opportunity.” — Lucius Annaeus Seneca

“The stock market is filled with individuals who know the price of everything, but the value of nothing.” — Philip Fisher

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