Things I Believe Would Be True Of Me This Week If I Had Watched The Entire Series Run Of The West…
Mallory Ortberg
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This is great and gave me a good chuckle this morning, and I thank you for it! Much needed. :) As one who did watch the whole series start to finish, though, well… I mean go and do that, it’s brilliant, you won’t regret it for a second, but you’re probably pretty awesome anyway, and I can tell you that the pissing yourself thing is something that’ll happen to each of us sometime, and Allison Janney has never, to my great grief, braided my hair.
A girl can dream, though.