Peter, I don’t agree. All I wanted was:

Hi Dan

I am a freelance social media manager with 3+ years of experience supporting startups and larger brands. I can offer what are looking for within your budget but X more would also give you Y.

I noticed your startup is No More Filing which looks like an interesting business, I’d be keen to learn more about it from you.

My LinkedIn profile is here and my CV is here, you may also like to see a few of my clients social media accounts as a reference here.

I’m available for a Skype, Phone call or coffee if that is of help.

Best Wishes

Random Person with basic grasp of the English language.