Daniel JohnsonAfter Alexandria…The one thing we could all agree on was that it was significant. Shortly after learning of the shooting of Republican lawmakers and staff…Jun 14, 2017Jun 14, 2017
Daniel JohnsonSometimes Comics Try Stuff, RelaxIt appears that Kathy Griffin will be serving as the current nationwide dinner special for the near…Jun 3, 2017Jun 3, 2017
Daniel JohnsonThat Time Vasili Arkhipov Saved the WorldIf fame and glory were dictated by the magnitude of the deed, we would wake up every morning and thank Vasili Arkhipov. His birthday, hell…Feb 10, 2017Feb 10, 2017
Daniel Johnson31 Year Old MaleWhen I was 31, I had a heart attack because I tried to quit smoking.Feb 9, 20174Feb 9, 20174
Daniel JohnsonModeration’s Death RattleOf all the untruths that aren’t true, none may be more so than this current political struggle being an extension on the endless debate of…Feb 9, 2017Feb 9, 2017
Daniel JohnsonWe Are KillersA false exclusionary disjunct is a logical fallacy that appears approximately every 4.2 seconds on cable news debates these days. In a…Feb 8, 2017Feb 8, 2017
Daniel JohnsonSNL Sees Giant Cartoon Porkchop Where White House Just WasMelissa McCarthy had John Belushi’s middle finger in her inside pocket last Saturday. And now SNL has a chance to fire Sean Spicer and…Feb 7, 2017Feb 7, 2017
Daniel JohnsonTrump Must Forget HimselfBefore January 20, 2017, I was a casual news viewer. I guess eight years of relative calm has a way of dulling the urge to consume…Feb 7, 2017Feb 7, 2017
Daniel JohnsonEyeballing IgnoranceLady Gaga’s halftime show was billed as an apolitical 15 minutes where we could all enjoy the fruits of the thousands of man-hours of labor…Feb 7, 2017Feb 7, 2017