‘Truth number one about lying: Lying’s a cooperative act.’

An illustration of a woman struggling to carry a giant brain on her back.

WWhen staff at the San Francisco Zoo heard an almighty noise coming from down the hall, they knew immediately that it had to be Koko.

Koko was an extraordinarily talented western lowland gorilla who had learned over 1,000 words in sign language, liked watching TV, and was fascinated by nipples.

Inspired by the legendary ineptitude of the U.K.’s new prime minister, Boris Johnson, you too can use your incompetence to succeed beyond your wildest imaginings

WWhen Boris Johnson made his way to Buckingham Palace yesterday to inform the queen of England that he would form a government, the world’s media did not mince words in its assessment of the new prime minister of Great Britain and Northern Ireland.

“Tinpot Trump,” said the Germans. Denmark called…

Danny Wallace

Author of “F You Very Much”, “Yes Man”, “Join Me” and more.

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