Epic parody! The author only missed one chance, though:
Jay Maynard
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What I want is a sane foreign policy that doesn’t insist on forcing other people to live like we do, that doesn’t send drones to kill children and other civilians, and that does not have an assassination list.
I’d also like for a society where it is ok to disagree, where tolerance once again means “You can believe what you want so long as you don’t force me to believe it”.